2016 Holiday Gift Guide for the Sleep Obsessed

Know a college student that resembles The Walking Dead 24/7 or have a bestie that can’t wake up for brunch before noon? Our 2016 Holiday Gift Guide for the Sleep Obsessed includes holiday gift ideas and stocking stuffers for insomniacs and cat nap extraordinaires that is anything but sleepy.

Pizza in Bed

Pizza in bed

GrubHub Gift Card, Any Dollar Amount

Whether your sleepy head is craving a midnight snack or breakfast in bed, GrubHub delivers in over 1,100 cities nationwide. Gone are the days of starring longingly into an empty fridge at 2 AM. Simply scroll through the app, order and wait for a delicious deep dish pizza to arrive at your doorstep.

Memos to Shitty People Coloring Book

Memos to Shitty People Coloring Book

Adult Coloring Book, Starting at $3.59

From PG to explicit, these coloring books are designed to inspire, de-stress and relax the recipient. Just don’t forget to add a box of colored pencils and a sharpener before gift wrapping this present—there’s nothing worse than a dull salmon pink.

Clocky Alarm Clock on Wheels

Alarm Clock on Wheels, $50.99

For those inclined to hit the snooze button, there’s an alarm clock that requires a little cardio before breakfast. With this alarm, if the person taps snooze the clock’s wheels will engage and zoom around the bedroom beeping loudly until the sleeper climbs out of bed to turn it off. Talk about a wake up call!

The Element Encyclopedia of 20,000 Dreams: The Ultimate A-Z to Interpret the Secrets of Your Dreams

The Element Encyclopedia of 20000 Dreams

An Encyclopedia of Dreams, $9.99

A sleep enthusiast is bound to dream more than the average bear. So why not give ’em something to interpret their subconscious fantasies—whether their recurring dream is meeting a celebrity crush or flying solo into the sunset.

Muse Memory Foam Pillow

Muse Memory Foam Pillow

Muse Pillows, $120

Sure, the sleep deprived and sleep obsessed can likely count sheep on any surface, but why not give them the ultimate bed for their head? Our line of Muse pillows provide comfort and support that’s cool to the touch.

Inflatable Car Mattress

Inflatable car mattress

Inflatable Travel Mattress, $69.99

The overwhelming urge to nap can be problematic if you’re not alone in your cubicle or sprawled out on the couch. Luckily, there’s a solution for those on the go—an inflatable mattress for the backseat of a car. Bonus: it’s available in gray, green or yellow!

Wine Ice Cream

Wine ice cream

Mercer’s Wine Ice Cream, $7.95

Ok, logistically speaking this may not be the best gift if travel is involved, but if it’s not? Game on. Each pint contains up to 5% alcohol by volume making it the perfect night cap and sweet treat. With flavors like Peach White Zinfandel, Red Raspberry Chardonnay and Chocolate Cabernet, this is at the top of our wish list!

Dreaming Tree Wine

Dreaming Tree Wine

The Dreaming Tree Wine, $15

If you’re a purist, you may want to just gift the perfect bottle of sleep-inducing vino. Thanks to Dave Matthews collab with Sean McKenzie, you can consider a bottle of “The Dreaming Tree.” With six varieties available for just $15 each, it’s a great gift for the host of your next holiday party—regardless of their sleeping habits.

Sleep Headphones

Sleeping Headphones

Sleep Headphones, $39.95

If the sleep professional in your life digs listening to podcasts, music or ambient noise in bed this cozy head gear would probably be a big improvement over other bulky headphones. Each headband features flat headphone speakers that are comfortable for all sleep positions.

Pro Tip: Although the brand makes a version for running, we’re willing to bet SleepPhones work just as well when you’re pounding the pavement as they do when you’re between the sheets.